staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
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staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
(via dramos16x)
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*standing at the wedding alter*
spouse: i do
me: same
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(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thisistheskinshouse)
I wake
to you everywhere.
yet,
you are not here.
(Source: wordsthat-speak, via wordsthat-speak)
I strongly disagree with anyone who says Maleficent isn’t the best Disney villain. No singing, no dancing, no long expositions about her plans, no tolerance for bumbling comedy sidekicks (she electrocutes a whole room full of minions when she finds out they’ve fucked up and spent the last few years searching for a baby), just outright malicious intent.
I mean let’s take a look at her motivations compared to other popular Disney villains:
SCAR - Wanted to become King.URSULA - Wanted to rule the seas.
WICKED QUEEN - Wanted to rule as the most beautiful woman in the land.
JAFAR - Wanted to rule in the Sultan’s place and/or obtain ultimate power.
Maleficient, by contrast, didn’t want any of that. She didn’t want more power. She didn’t want fame. She didn’t want to rule. She just wanted to raise hell. This is the woman who decided that every newborn child in the kingdom should die and that the land should be covered in darkness for one reason - SHE WASN’T INVITED TO A MOTHERFUCKING PARTY.
That’s right, the evil bitch basically condemned an entire kingdom to die at her hands because she didn’t get invited to a christening.
This is not a woman with a motivation. She cannot be reasoned with. Her actions cannot be rationalized. She is evil for the fun of being evil, not because she wants something.
THAT, my friends, is the ultimate villain. One who knows they’re evil and LOVES it.
This is amazing, like omfg
every one just bask
That’s weak writing, man. Why are you guys celebrating that? Are any of you foolish enough to belive there are people in this world who are evil and do evil things just cuz? People are not that simple and characters should never be that simple either.
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today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?Well thats what girls do
Wait…guys have sleepovers too?
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I think your 20s are the hardest part of life. I mean, everyone goes on about how hard it is to be a teenager, but actually I think it’s tougher to be in your 20s because you’re expected to be a grownup and expected to earn your own living and be successful and I think you feel like a kid still.
(Source: eyesofbiophiliac, via fannybox)
people that play the victim when theyve been absolutely horrible to others make me sooo mad
(via maynpart)
I really want to run away from all my work and responsibility but that seems like a lot of work and responsibility
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(Source: blog-ofthrones, via frankyfitzdbr)
ur grandma has sucked a dick before
my grandma’s dead
my grandma’s a nun